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News for End Times is Back Online and Scaring the Crap Out of You

Die-hard Music for End Times fans will remember a couple years back we ran a News for End Times site that gave analysis and tons of links to the most horrifyingly threatening, disastrous situations we faced on a day to day basis.

We’re happy to let you know News for End Times is back in action! You get a detailed breakdown of the most egregiously dangerous events and developments of the day, every weekday. Don’t leave home without knowing the many ways in which you could possibly die today, perhaps with hundreds, thousands or — gulp — billions of other humans in an extinction level event!

If you’re a Music for End Times fan you’re gonna love this new site, so get yourself some bowel-shaking news and give us some love on the brand-spanking new NFET Facebook and Twitter pages.

This concludes this test of the emergency broadcasting network.

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